December 2011
And superman saves the day.
Happy happy new year indeed! Lovelovelove!
#weirdconfessiontime
when i wore my outfit today. i felt like a warrior. i felt like i was a tribute for the hunger games :’) K. i’m weird.
When people point out your weight as if you don't...
Get a life ok. Leave me alone. Messed up people. So what if I gained weight? Sorry naman ah. Sarap kasi kumain eh. Perfect ka kasi eh diba?
‘Aria tumataba ka.’
‘You look fat on the 3rd pic.’
Seryoso kayo? I’m not perfect. Paano kung ang sinabihan nyo nyan, suicidal? Careful what you say to people. I’m really not mad. I think its just messed up how people...
thecapitol.pn won't work on me.
FML.
Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Meeting One Direction
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
